Questionable Questions

1) Do you have a boyfriend?                      

2) When was the last time you had sex?                          

3) Will you marry me?                                 

4) Are you a virgin?                                            

5) Why are you still single?

Seriously? Now the question is what do you need the answers to these historical questions for, sir? On a first date! Did you expect to hit a gold mine at the first dig? Why not state your intent and purpose, and focus on wooing her in a gentlemanly way...and trust time to help history unveil itself from both sides? Unless you are cooking up a "hit-and-run" of course. *lip sealed* Or am I missing something in this picture?